Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 10:15AM EST first

Posted by: confused on July 31, 2007 10:16AM EST I thought there wasn't going to be anymore discussion about black people being in trouble with the law on this blog.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 10:16AM EST i for one, am shocked.

Posted by: shay on July 31, 2007 10:22AM EST Yep D, I'm studying! LOL!! I will check in to see if you guys are discussing anything important from time to time.

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 10:24AM EST Shay: Have you completed the session on the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire yet? LOL

Posted by: shay on July 31, 2007 10:28AM EST OTS, not yet! Getting there though.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 10:29AM EST Kimmy, you asked about Tim & Faith. I heard about that. That is TOO funny.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 10:32AM EST Hey Shay

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 10:37AM EST Wassup Shay, OTS & Mitchy!! Mitchy, I laughed my booty OFF when I read that. Can't say that I blame her:)

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 10:37AM EST They were going to play the tape of it on the radio here this AM but I had to get into the office. I am sure it is on youtube.com

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 10:38AM EST Nice picture...LOL!!!!

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 10:39AM EST I agree with Rodney, he does look like Sideshow Bob

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 10:45AM EST It's on tmz too. it's worth a watch, just to hear her say balls is funny stuff.

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 10:50AM EST I WANT TO THANK THE PERSON THAT SENT ME SUCH NICE EMAILS!!!!!STILL GOING !!!

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 10:52AM EST If Paula did have a fling with that ugly dude it must have been when her pain meds were kicked in full tilt! He looks ok when you cross your eyes and look at the photo. LOL! Hey maybe he was her supplier?

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 10:52AM EST lol, greg, i always picture you screaming at the computer screen when your caps lock is on.....

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 10:54AM EST Hey KP, after seeing the debacle "Hey Paula", it wouldn't surprise me if she did have a thing w/him. that girl is bonko!

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 10:59AM EST LOL!!!!!...yep...i got 5 virus filled e-mails from someone on here!!!....if you want me gone that bad...LOL!!!!!Man...talking about getting a life....I swear i wont talk about anything you dont want me to talk about...whoever you are,thanks a-hole!!!

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 11:00AM EST How do cancel your account on here

Posted by: shay on July 31, 2007 11:05AM EST Hey Kimmy, Mitch and KPH. Decided to take a short break from work and studying. What's going on?

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 11:07AM EST not much here, just working a bit and ready for the weekend to get here (going to Florida to p/up the kiddos:)

Posted by: shay on July 31, 2007 11:09AM EST Man, I know you miss them so much! I wouldn't have been able to do it. I am trying to decide if I want to take vacation next year without the kids, but I don't think I can do it. I miss them already and I just dropped them off to school about 3 hours ago!

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 11:11AM EST Not a whole lot Shay. I hope you are absorbing all that material easily.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 11:12AM EST I was ok while we were in Hawaii but since then has been tough! Plus now, I get a 4 day weekend to go get them and get some more beach action:)

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 11:13AM EST Not too much here Shay. Hope the studying is going good for you. Got to spend some time with my parents over the weekend.

Posted by: shay on July 31, 2007 11:14AM EST KPH, most of it was stuff I supposedly learned in school so I am just recapping but there are a few things I am like like WTF?? I should be o.k. though. Its a lot to review, but I guess somebody is passing the test or we wouldn't have any teachers :-)

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 11:23AM EST Ok Kimmy thats enough beach days for you this summer. Anymore and you have to take me with you LOL!

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 11:26AM EST It seems you guys are so afraid to bring up a hot topic that this blog couldn't be more boring. Try this one--Dose anyone else see the comparison between Paula Abdul and Anna Nicole? I feel like everyone is ignoring her drug use like they did Anna's. And just like Anna the whole country is watching this play out on tv.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 11:36AM EST I am a lucky girl, KP. Of course this is the first time in 2 years I have been to the beach so, I'm eating it up!:)

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 11:45AM EST Paula and "her camp" deny any abuse of medication. Unless she accepts that there may be a problem no one can do anything but sit back and watch and keep trying to make the abuser see what she's doing to herself.

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 11:46AM EST The code guy is flirting with me today. He just called me beb.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 11:52AM EST Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 11:54AM EST eeewwww! mitchy!LOL!!!

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:01PM EST A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:02PM EST That's true an addict does have to admit their problem, but it is a shame that these producers are putting her on camera. Anna never said she had a problem either. They both have said they live with pain, but what addict on painkillers hasn't said the same thing.

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:07PM EST That's funny Mitch, thanks for putting a little humor back.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:09PM EST Here's another. My aunt sent me an email with these jokes in it. I wonder if she is trying to tell me something? When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. " I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 12:14PM EST Heck I'd be crying too. LOL

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 12:15PM EST Mitch: Maybe your aunt is letting you glimpse through the window of the future since it was your birthday and all. LOL

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:16PM EST I'd put a chip in my leg!!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 12:17PM EST hilarious Mitch!

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 12:18PM EST Chip in the leg. String tied around my big toe. Bungee leash. Something

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:19PM EST There's a few more: An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:21PM EST I'd move the park bench to my front yard!

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:22PM EST When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 12:23PM EST LOL!! you're full of 'em today Mitchy!

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:23PM EST So funny.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:25PM EST Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 12:26PM EST The last one. You've heard of the Prayer of Serinity? this is the Prayer of Senility. THE SENILITY PRAYER Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 12:37PM EST Take it one person at a time.

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 12:52PM EST Just got back from shopping with mom and Mitch is hitting us with 'elderly' jokes!!!!!!! They're pretty funny! observer? What made you finally stay awhile and chat?

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 12:54PM EST I'm still laughing at the Sideshow Bob crack, Rodney!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 12:55PM EST that was a fast shopping trip D!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 12:56PM EST btw...who is sideshow bob?

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 1:00PM EST I love a funny joke...

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:00PM EST Mitch, I cant seem to get the one with the 2 ladies stairing at eachother, help me out........

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:02PM EST shaun-they both forgot her name:)

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 1:03PM EST She couldn't remember her name either.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:03PM EST oh, LOL, Thanks Kimmy. i am stupid..... Mkaes perfect sense.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:06PM EST not stupid shaunski, it took me a minute too:)

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 1:13PM EST The Senility Prayer puts a whole new meaning on the word anonymus doesn't it now..

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 1:15PM EST Whats up Shaun, What do you think about the Braves trade?

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 1:18PM EST LOL!!!!

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 1:19PM EST kimmie...she's 86 years old....2 1/2 hours is an ETERNITY! For her and me! :-)

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 1:21PM EST observer...you have a little Negativo tone to your posts...your not related to him, are you?

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 1:25PM EST Hey KPH....what do you think about tony taylor striking a deal??

Posted by: Jex on July 31, 2007 1:41PM EST LMAO!! Sideshow Bob! Old senile ladies! I'm glad I took a break. Good Afternoon Everyone! And Shaun.

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 1:41PM EST No, I'm not related. I'm one of those people that look on from time to time, and add my 2 cents when it gets interesting. And by the way I also watch a few of you accuse the wrong person of posts ALOT!!

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 1:43PM EST Are we supposed to talk about that Flats?

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 1:44PM EST Whats up Jexie lady?

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 1:47PM EST KPH....we can talk about anything we want...that's your call....you can respond or kindly say no thanks....somebody here sent me some interesting emails...thank got i never opened them.

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 1:50PM EST I'll talk about the deal Flats. He also stated that Vick payrolled the whole illegal racket.

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 1:54PM EST Thanks O......you got mail D!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:55PM EST sup jexy? someone tell me who bob is please!

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 1:55PM EST IMO, you guys should talk about whatever you want to talk about. Those of us who are not interested can either continue with a different conversation(as I do frequently when y'all get on NASCAR :-) ) or we can come back later. It's not as if we have a lot to talk about these days....I mean, how much can anyone say about Sidesho...er...Corey Clark?

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 1:56PM EST KPH, sorry, just got your post, I am good how bout you sir? Jex, I love you too.

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 1:56PM EST You didn't mail me one of the 'bad' ones, did ya, greg??? :-)

Posted by: Neil on July 31, 2007 1:56PM EST He's a handsome lad isn't he?

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 1:57PM EST LOL!!!!!...NOPE!

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 1:57PM EST Kimmy: Sideshow Bob (clown)is a character on The Simpsons. He set up Krusty the Klown and is always trying to kill Bart.

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 1:57PM EST kimmy...lol...Sideshow Bob is a character on the Simpsons.

Posted by: ontheside on July 31, 2007 1:59PM EST Don't cry Kimmy. Just because Jex is ignoring you, doesn't mean you aren't loved.

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 2:02PM EST Back from lunch. Glad you all enjoyed the jokes.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:02PM EST Deirdre, I agree with your statement, but where is all the talk? Talk... Talk about it.... Let it out, you will feel sooo much better greg... LOL.

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 2:03PM EST Observer....I've always wanted vick out of Atlanta....I'm so happy...i can be a Falcons fan agian.you should create a profile....you male or female?

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:03PM EST Mitch, I have passed those on to my wife, she was laughing soo hard.

Posted by: flat screen on July 31, 2007 2:06PM EST Shaun.....thanks for the laugh...i just get way too caught up in sports...i guess i do need a life...LOL!!!!

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 2:06PM EST I saw where the trade went through for Texeira(sp) for the Braves. He should be a great addition. CBSsportsline.com is rating it a high trade for the Braves.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:06PM EST oooooooooooooooh! the evil clown! LMAO @ Rodney! i hate clowns, just for the record. clowns & spiders-blech!

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 2:08PM EST Flats, female and I'm not a fan of football or thugs.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:09PM EST lol (still laughing at rodney) thanks ots....aw, jexy been busy....no worries;)

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:11PM EST Kimmy, you should have seen the clown that showed up at my sons party! this was the ugliest clown ever. Can you say clown on crack? I paid for the clown and Elmo, little did I know they were the same person! Oh, and get this, she told me she would disappear and return discretly as Elmo.. WTF??? discreet my butt, she went out in the parking lot and changed right in front of the windows, all the kids saw her changing!!!! 200 bucks for that!!!!!!!

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 2:13PM EST Shaun...how old is your son now????? Didn't he just turn 1?

Posted by: Jex on July 31, 2007 2:13PM EST KPH, nothin' much going on with me. Just ready for the weekend. Is it too early for that? Kimmy, Sideshow Bob has blue hair that's shaped just like your man Corey. The similarity is hilarious! Shaun, you know I do that out of unrequited love for you.

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 2:14PM EST Mitch I was against Salty leaving but now we have the 2 best switch hitters in the league at the corners plus we got a good lefty out of the pen to boot. This may be another trade as good as the McGriff deal. I hope that Turner field dont catch fire this time though. LOL!

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 2:14PM EST Tuesday is NOT too early to be waiting for the weekend...Monday, maybe but definitely not Tuesday!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:15PM EST Dierdre, yes he turned 1 week befor last. Walking all over the place, and also slapping! I took something from him and he smacked the crap outta me.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:16PM EST LOL!!!!!LMAOROFPIMP @ Shaun!!!!!!!!!!! see, clowns are evil....i had a bad experience w/bozo when i was a kid. my parents made me take an easter picture w/a clown instead of the easter bunny and he gave me the creeps-majorly! i can still smell that nasty azz clown make up. also, my everyone that knows me knows this so one morning before the sun came up my sister dressed up like a clown and hid outside while i was taking the dog out and scared the bejesus outta me! i screamed soooo loud!

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 2:17PM EST I'm laughing at the slapping thing, Shaun..where DO they pick that stuff up. The first birthday is NOT the time for clowns. The first birthday is for parents and their friends sitting around watching the birthday boy cover himself in ice cream and cake.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:17PM EST LOL, kimmy!!!!! that would scar anyone for life!

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:18PM EST Dang D, why didnt you tell me this before i spend 800.00 on this party?????

Posted by: Mitch on July 31, 2007 2:18PM EST KPH, while I did time, I mean lived in Dallas, I just could not make myself follow the Dallas teams (Cowboys, Rangers & Mavs). I did hear his name alot at the good things he was doing for the team. Unlike Kenny Rogers who was always a total Jack Arse to everyone he came in contact with.

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 2:20PM EST Ask next time, Shaun...ask. There are enough mom's on here to set you straight real fast! :-)

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:21PM EST gosh shaun, he's 1 already? time flies.....next thing you know he'll be driving.....

Posted by: Deirdre on July 31, 2007 2:23PM EST LOL, kimmy! Are you trying to give Shaun a heart attack????

Posted by: observer on July 31, 2007 2:24PM EST Flats, you can go to Rodney's Access Atlanta blog if you're into interesting debates on the latest news stories. It is a much more open discussion and no one gets so touchy. Have a nice day bloggers.

Posted by: KPH on July 31, 2007 2:26PM EST Doing good Shaun just tryin to keep it between the navigational beacons. :-)

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:27PM EST lol....i just remember my 16 yr old's first birthday party (seaseme street) he loved big bird and running everywhere-*sigh* then BAM! he's driving and has a girlfriend. like i said, time flies....you gotta enjoy every single minute.

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:31PM EST Kimmy and D, I know, he is growing sooo fast, I remember when he just laid there and looked at you like you were crazy... He is at the age where he is sooo clingy, Dr said that is normal for his age. She said they go through seperation anxiety. i cant evern use the bathroom without him coming in, (was that too much info) but i am loving ALL of it. He has bought soo much joy to my life. Do I sound like one of those sickening parents yet?

Posted by: on July 31, 2007 2:31PM EST Glad to hear that KPH, wish I was fishing bout now.