Posted by: flat screen on June 19, 2007 1:57PM EST FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 1:57PM EST Made it!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 1:59PM EST DANG IT MITCH!! LOL

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:01PM EST Kimmy...from the previous post: Kimmy, you're never too old!! Did you see Demi Moore in Charlie's Anges? WTH? That girl pissed me off...but she did the dayum thing!! Age is nothing but a # and a frame of mind. Wear you 2-pc on the beaches of Hawaii and show them younguns how a REAL woman does it!!! BOOOYAAAAH!!! ****raised fist in the air****

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:01PM EST Please ladies, if you dont have the body for it, dont do it!!!!! It isnt cute. You may not know the people there, but you can best bet they will remember you, and probably sneak a pic of you to laugh later. Just keeping it real. (Shaun ducks out of room, all while adjusting his halo)

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 2:04PM EST Okay Shaun, let's see you in a Speedo(R) then!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:06PM EST BIKINI 101 (listen up people) When not to wear a bikini: 1) if the person standing in front of you can not see the bottom half of your bikini because your stomach is sitting on top of it, don't wear a bikini. 2)If you have had any major surgeries that left a huge scar on your stomach, but you are still a size 2, don't wear a bikini. That looks nasty. 3) If your thighs look like a bumpy road with all the grooves, don't wear a bikini. 4) If you are triple A in the chest, and a size 18 at the bottom, puleeese don't wear a bikini. And the biggy.... 5) If your spouse is standing more than 2 feet away from you while you are wearing a bikini, chances are you shouldn't be wearing a bikini. SOLUTION: 1) If you feel the need to feel sexy and young, turn on the water in the shower, pop on that bikini and allow the water to roll off of your fine self. Note: If you ain't fine, it will roll off anyway! RESULT: 2) no one will have to have therapy and you get to feel good about yourself in private.

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 2:06PM EST To add to Shay's rules for bikini wear. For a man, if you have dikidoo disease...do not wear a speedo or bikini style swimsuit.

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 2:07PM EST Shaun...I complimented you on the last thread. Like it or not ladies...the man is right!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:08PM EST Oh, and one more thing, If you think that you look good in a bikini but no one has told you that you look good in a bikini, changes are, you shouldn't be wearing one!!

Posted by: ontheside on June 19, 2007 2:08PM EST I've got a lot more curves (and dimples, and rolls) than Demi. I bet no one wants to pay to see mine though. LOL

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:08PM EST Dikidoo? Is that when your gut sticks out further than your "dikidoo"?

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 2:09PM EST You got it Choc

Posted by: flat screen on June 19, 2007 2:10PM EST I SIT ALONE AT THE TOP!!!!!ME AND MY BIG BOOTY GIRL LAKISHA!!!!DID ANYBODY EVER HEAR WHO WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP?..LOL!!!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:10PM EST LOL Choc!!! I though the dikidoo disease was when you have no diki in your doo doo.

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 2:10PM EST Also, if a man has more hair on his back than the top of his head...I also recommend wearing a shirt (and not a tank top).

Posted by: flat screen on June 19, 2007 2:11PM EST PLEASE CHOC...STOP!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:11PM EST Dayum what all y'all say!! I LOOKS GOOD IN MY BIKINI!!! AND, and I don't need anyone to agree, concur, nor confirm! I AM WOMAN...HEAR ME ROAR! And watch out...cause this bootylicious babe works the badonkadonk in the bikini!! BOOOYAAAH!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:12PM EST And women, if you don't shave, puleeeese refrain from wearing a two piece. Hairy armpits and a hairy triangle ain't cute either.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 2:13PM EST LOL shay, WTH? I thought it was when guys talked to themselves - "Does the diki like that girl over there? Yes the dikidoo!"

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:14PM EST Na see...that's what dayum wax is for. I mean, really!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:15PM EST um,................. yeah choc, whateva you say. You go girl, work it girl, do yo thang, strange' girl!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:15PM EST LOL @ Jex.....actually ROTFLMAO!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:16PM EST Jex, you stupid!!!

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 2:17PM EST And on Demi Moore...she may look good but it takes not eating anything other than grapefruit and lettuce to keep her looking that way. The woman is obsessed with youth...I would be too if my husband was nearly 20 years younger than me.....I have a hard enough time keeping up with 6 years younger than me. :-)

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:20PM EST oh, its LYAO choc? Not your butt!!! Was it that funny !!!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:21PM EST Jex my meaning was you have no product in the front of your package, not what you were thinking!!

Posted by: flat screen on June 19, 2007 2:23PM EST OR SEEING TWO HAIRY GROWN MEN RUBBING OIL ON EACH OTHER BY THE POOL,AND HAVING YOUR 8 YEAR OLD ASK YOU ABOUT IT!!I TOLD HIM THAT THEY WERE LOST AND COULDN'T FIND THERE WAY BACK TO THE WILDERNESS!!!..LOL!!!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:24PM EST Yes...cause that's how men think...with the "dikidoo". I can imagine the conversation going just like that. LOL 'diki, do you like that girl. Yes, the dikidoo'. but the response would be the same no matter which girl it is!! LOL

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:26PM EST LOL!!!!!thanks for those tips Shay I gotcha D. I really didn't mean "bikini" my 36D's would never did or would fit into those triangle thingy's anyway. I was thinking more of a 2 piece that covers. Jexy, LMAO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:26PM EST I notice you always say LMBO but this time you were LYAO so I figured it was extra funny!! I am still laughing myself.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:28PM EST Shay, sometimes it doesn't take much to get me tickled like Elmo. LOL

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 2:28PM EST 2 pieces are great, kimmie...go for it!

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 2:30PM EST And BTW, Rodney...thanks for the new thread and I thing Idol: The Musical would be a pretty good idea. A little off Broadway style spoof could be very funny. We could be in it...all the idol bloggers surrounding the stage interjecting comments!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:30PM EST Now...to comment on AI: The Musical. AYFJ? Please tell me it's a joke. I like AI and all, obviously since I take the time to comment on this blog about it, but a musical. Getthef**kouttahere!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:30PM EST Why is it that they make bikini tops so little? The cup sizes are always so tiny.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:31PM EST ok, i might try it out! ladies, am I the only one that can go to a dept. store and try on 42 different bathing suits and hate all of them and then order one from victoria secrets without trying it on and it fits like it was made for you? i don't even go to the dept stores anymore for them....i just click and go..........

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:32PM EST shay.....seriously-victoria secret.com

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 2:32PM EST It's a hint, shay, that people who don't fit in the cups shouldn't be wearing the bikini.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:33PM EST true D!!!!!!!! but they make the 2 piece's to fit all cup sizes.

Posted by: linnykat on June 19, 2007 2:36PM EST wow. go away for an hour and look at you guys!!! SHAY!!!!!! your rules of bikini wearing... lordy woman, when i started reading, i could HEAR Jeff Foxworthy reading them!!!!!!! I was literally choking at my desk.... co worker came over and pounded my back!!!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:36PM EST I don't think that's what it is.

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:37PM EST are you breathing o.k. Linny!!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:37PM EST Kimmy...you're not alone. The best fitting suit I have I purchased on line. Speigel.com Dee...I have to disagree with you on that one. A woman can have a small bottom but be more "endowed" up top calling for a larger cup size. Doesn't necessarily means she "shouldn't" be wearing the bikini. IF YOU GOT IT...FLAUNT IT...AND ALL IN THEIR FACE IF YOU HAVE TO!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:40PM EST that was the point I was trying to make Choc!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:43PM EST All I can say is this. If I get my body down to the size and shape that I am expecting by the end of this summer, I will be wearing a two piece to work. Nah, I'm kidding!!! But I wouldn't be ashamed to wear one to the beach. If you got it, flaunt it!!!!

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 2:45PM EST Hello everyone!

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:45PM EST Thanks D, i see someone in hear knows the truth when they hear it. I am a big man, so I swin in big shorts, they look good and I do too.

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:46PM EST Diane, what is your input on the bikini do's and don'ts.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:47PM EST Shay, you forgot to add if you have strech marks. I am dying laughing at the dikidoo comments....

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:47PM EST Shaun, you're treading on this ice buddy!!

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 2:48PM EST Am i understanding correctly that the show is mostly about Claymates?

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:50PM EST Diane, with all the dikidoo and bikini conversation I don't think anyone read Rodney's post. LOL We're preoccupied at the moment.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 2:50PM EST shaun, you shouldn't be looking that close to see if a girl got stretch marks or not.....your wife will pound you! speaking of all of this...go to tmz.com--there is a picture on there of jay-z & bouncey walking on a nude beach in france---they are NOT nude but the people behind them are----i have no worries.....

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 2:51PM EST People so love their bodies and i think that is a good thing. The down side is i see way toooo many cracks and unsightly guts. So if you wouldnt be seen on the cover of Jet, O, Marie Claire, Shape and/or Ladies Home Journal, please dont wear the bikini. If you dont see your shape on the Dove commericals, please dont wear the bikini.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:51PM EST That's what I've been trying to tell ya Kimmy. Girl, do you!!! DO YOU!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:51PM EST Shaun, that one is a no brainer. But I guess I better make that one #7 because some of the ones that have had babies but still think they got it because they went back to their pre-pregnancy size, but stomach look like chitterlins. If your stomach, thighs, or breasts have stretched marks on them, you already know the answer.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 2:53PM EST Nah Shay, their stomach looks like a brain b/c of the stretch marks!! BLECH!

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 2:53PM EST eeewwww kimmy! I saw those pics - nasty nasty barf town nasty. All the sagging and hanging and wrinkled dikidonts. . .ewww!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 2:54PM EST A brain???? ROFLMAOPIMP!!!

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:01PM EST brain, dikidonts.......ROFLMAOPIMP!!!...

Posted by: Deirdre on June 19, 2007 3:02PM EST I was off taking a shower and washing my hair...hubby has been gone for 6 days and is over the Atlantic as we speak, heading home. He ought to be trying to land just as the storms hit! kimmy...bottom line...I have no doubt that you'll look just fine in a two piece and I would bet shay was absolutely adorable in her tankini(I love those things)

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 3:05PM EST tankinis cover you up, but allow you mentally to think you have on a bikini :-)

Posted by: RC on June 19, 2007 3:06PM EST LOL@ Shay!! nice remarks abotu bikinis....kinda like you might be a redneck if.... CHOC! you go girl wearin that 2 pc and all...I coulda swore I saw you on Baywatch.... :-) RC

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 3:08PM EST Just keeping it real RC, just keeping it real!!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:09PM EST Yes, a brain. A friend of my neice has a 2 yr old. Prior to the kid she was a size 4, perhaps. Anyway, now she has a "GUT" and is only 25. B/c of the stretchmarks on her, ahem...stomach we call her Pinky & The Brain.

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:09PM EST Since you mentioned Steve Harvey, I must say i am another one who is amazed he is wearing a piece/wig/toupee. I just assumed that was his hair. My dad is in his 70's and he does not have a bald spot anywhere. I must say it is not quite as tall as Steve's, but Steve is 20 years younger. i noticed Nephew Tommy is fine with being bald, but genes can fall different ways, so that didnt really bother me or get me to thinking toupee.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:11PM EST RC...flattery will get you everywhere!! LOL

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:11PM EST ah Choc that is mean. She gave birth, that means alot.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:13PM EST Ive seen girls shaking with strech marks, that is just gross. I mean, who is screening these girls, I must say though, Majic City's girls be looking rough sometimes. Cheetah dont play that, you gotta be tight to shake up in there.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:14PM EST thanks D, If I don't feel right in it I won't wear it:)

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:16PM EST Shaun,.....and I thought you had some dayum sense!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 3:17PM EST Shaun, stay out of the scrip clubs. Those girls are nasty. Your wife is 1,000 times more beautiful.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:17PM EST kimmy, just callin um like i see um.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:19PM EST Shay, I just go with my boys, or when someone comes from out of town, you know er body done heard of the "city" and want to go see it for themselves.

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:21PM EST I am sure Shaun u are just telling us what you have read or heard from your friends and nothing that you have actually seen yourself.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 3:21PM EST PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!!!!!!! LMEBFAO!!!!!!...

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:22PM EST oh i see you have been there. ewwww!

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:22PM EST Jexy, what is LMEBFAO?

Posted by: linnykat on June 19, 2007 3:24PM EST uh huh, shaun... uh huh.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 3:25PM EST laughin' my entire big fat arse off

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:26PM EST Yeah, Jex...the EBF gotz me stumped!! Diane, me mean? Nah. Besides, I didn't come up with the nickname I just found it to be funny as hell!! Pinky & The Brain!!! Pure Comedy!!

Posted by: linnykat on June 19, 2007 3:26PM EST you know, if we really COULD LMEBFAO, this would be One Skinny Blawgpound!!!!!

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:26PM EST how was the lady with the fake soutern accent last night (Closer)? Just cant make myself watch. By the way, i did go online and watch House of Payne this week-end. The show was better than last week to me, but just okay. I guess i thought it was going to be horrible, so i was actually a little surprised that i kind of liked parts of the show. Still dont get the wife. At least we know she doesnt hang around too many crack heads, cuz she sure cant act like one.

Posted by: on June 19, 2007 3:26PM EST jexy, you ain't right girl, just not right. LOL!!!

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:28PM EST To use her own words on her...Jex, even if you HAD sense....

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:32PM EST On TMZ, i also saw how Larry and Howard K. are a united front on taking care of all things Anna. Why wasnt Larry so obliging before she died? She may have been alive today. Anyway, he made a comment that he may go to law school. I am not sure if that was a dig at his problems with his lawyers or not, but my first question would be: who would pay for that? I guess babies are good for something.

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:34PM EST I saw this last night on one of the entertainment shows: The mystery has been solved!! Whenever an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, cheating spouse, or friend walks by you in a public place without speaking, don’t be offended. They are suffering from a condition called face blindness. A professor from Harvard is studying this phenomenon right now. The person is unable to recognize anyone by face features. They can only recognize the person when they start talking or remind the person of how they know each other. It seems that 6 million people in the US suffer from this. So keep a good thought the next time this happens to you.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 3:36PM EST LOL Sorry! But Pinky and the Brain just kilt me. And I LOVE the cartoon! They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain One is a genius The other's insane. They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain. Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the world. They're Pinky and The Brain Yes, Pinky and The Brain Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain. To prove their mousey worth They'll overthrow the Earth They're dinky They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Narf!

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 3:36PM EST All you Bon Jovi fans out there, the new CD is out today. I picked up a copy at lunch. There is a track on there with Big & Rich and another with Leann Rimes. Also, on Brad Paisley's new CD (also out today) there is a duet with Carrie Underwood. I can't listen at work without headphones and of course my PC here does not have a headphone jack. Can't wait to get home and listen.

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:36PM EST I vote for Bikini!!!! And pictures. **adjusts halo** Oh..Hi everyone.. what ya'll talking about this afternoon?

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:38PM EST Hey Pinky, are you pondering what I'm Pondering. Duh, i think so Brain, but how are we going to get the Spice girls in the Paella?

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:39PM EST Hey Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Duh I think so brain, but burlap chaffs me so.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 3:41PM EST LOL MIKEY! THat's it! I love it!!!

Posted by: Diane1 on June 19, 2007 3:42PM EST Mitch how many CD's do you think you own? I probably have less than 1 percent of what you have.

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:42PM EST I am just a hair over 300 CD's at the moment.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:45PM EST LOL...you guys are SICKO...and I LOVE IT!!

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 3:45PM EST I have over 700

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:46PM EST Well, now if you count downloaded .... ummmm I mean .... er uh ...... nevermind.

Posted by: 1CHOCL8T on June 19, 2007 3:47PM EST MikeS...the original NAPSTER.

Posted by: Mitch on June 19, 2007 3:47PM EST A large portion of mine have been bought on half.com & used CD stores at just a few dollars a piece though.

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:47PM EST So brain, what should we do tonight? What we do every night Pinky. TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

Posted by: shay on June 19, 2007 3:48PM EST damn, that's 700 Cds x $20.00 a cd, give or take a 10 minus the 8 carry the one ........... hmmmm, that's $14,000 dollars!! And you couldn't loan me $50 dollars last week. I see how you are.

Posted by: Mike S on June 19, 2007 3:49PM EST half.com? I will have to check that out. I love going to the used CD store here - BAcktracks - and rummaging through their latest additions.

Posted by: Jex on June 19, 2007 3:49PM EST Mitch I need a good Disco CD. Something that includes "Get Off" (Foxy) and Grooveline. Please and thank you.