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5/25: The hangover
By: Rodney Ho | May 24, 2007, 10:36PM EST

Yes, it’s all over but the press conferences. I’ll be listening in on the Jordin and Blake mass media phoner this morning after both have done umpteenth interviews already. I’m sure they’ve honed their canned answers to the same 15 questions. I’ll have to think up something really original for both to catch them off guard…

On Leno, Jordin repeated her story about talking to Blake before Ryan annoucned she won. “I was standing there and Blake was holding my hand. He whispered to me, “I love you girl. Knock’em dead. If I forget the words, will you sing with me? I said, ‘Yah, as long as you sing with me if I forget’em!’ So we were kind of easing each other’s nerves. He calmed me down. I said, ‘Everything will be fine no matter what happens.’ “

Other comments (so I won’t have to repeat them again later Friday):

Singing vs. talking “It turned out singing is really easy. Talking is a different story. You just bleehh. You mumble.”

As the youngest singer as winner: “I’ve been watching the show since it started. I voted for Kelly. I loved Ruben and Clay. Fantasia. Carrie and Bo. Taylor and Katherine. I was watching it since I was little.” (No mention of Justin or Diana!)

Her ambitions as a pre-teen: “I remember telling my mom, ‘I want to be on that stage. I want to sing there.’ “

Being more famous than her NFL dad: “Geez. that’s kind of weird to say. He used to sign autographs and I used to watch him. He watched me do it and said, ‘You’re more famous than me.’ “

Boyfriend? “No.” Looking? “I don’t know. I’m not really looking.”

Will move to California? “I’d like to have a condo here. That’s so weird for me to say.”

Next? “Go on the tour. Come and see us… we’ll get material for the album I’m putting out. It’s crazy for me to say that.”

Anyway, tmz.com loves digging through the muck, including the feud between Clive Davis and Kelly Clarkson. They note that Clive barely gave her the time of day while pimping Katharine McPhee and Taylor Hicks, along with Daughtry and Carrie.

And the ratings were down about 20% for Tuesday night’s show once the results were in: 25.2 million. The final on Wednesday drew 30.9 million (including the 9 minutes past 10 numbers), down from 36.3 million a year ago. That’s a 15% drop, folks. Among 18-49, it was a sharper 19% drop. I predicted 30 million in yesterday’s blog so I was close!

And Kellie Pickler’s dad was arrested again. Clyde is reportedly accused of pilfering old, abandoned and disabled vehicles and then turning them around and selling them to scrap yards — basically running a “chop shop.

I’m watching “So You Think You Can Dance,” New York auditions, and it’s mildly entertaining. There is some dreadful dancing but as Nigel said when I was at the Atlanta auditions, dancers aren’t as mouthy as the “Idol” singers when they get rejected. I still can’t stand Mary’s screechy laugh. Every time I hear it, I have this need to imitate it and I end up sounding like the Wicked Witch of the West. The highlight: goofball Jamal, who was just plain hilarious. “You sir are a star!” Nigel told him. Technique wise, he’s a mess but man, he’s fun to watch!

The Atlanta auditions are in a week at Fox Theatre. I’ll probably blog about that one.

(368) Comments
Posted by: Katie on May 24, 2007 11:20PM EST
how come kat didnt perform at the finale?I kinda thot that was going to happen.
Check this out in the meantime.
http://thedailycolumns.wordpress.com

Posted by: JTesla on May 24, 2007 11:32PM EST
Hopefully you can get something other then canned answers. All the post elimination interviews this year have been rather bland.

Posted by: Rodney Ho on May 25, 2007 12:27AM EST
JTesla--I actually did enjoy Chris Sligh's interview...

Posted by: JTesla on May 25, 2007 12:47AM EST
I stand corrected. His was far more insightful then the rest, perhaps that whole Sanjaya thing blocked from my mind the revelations Chris S. made regarding his desired longevity with Idol.


I hope Blake takes the same route. He shouldn't feel the need to play it safe as he has now been exposed to his target audience and doesn’t need to sugar-coat things to try and win a larger fan base.

Posted by: Rodney Ho on May 25, 2007 12:50AM EST
Blake shouldn't worry about CD sales. He should become a producer, create some cool songs and laugh all the way to the bank.

Posted by: JTesla on May 25, 2007 12:54AM EST
At least Jordin didn't say "Awesome", but she needs to be bared from saying "It's _____ for me to say that." Humble is good… to a point.

Posted by: JTesla on May 25, 2007 12:58AM EST
I'm actually interested in hearing what the top 2 put out. Blake this year is like Chris Daughtry was for me last year, I don’t care where they placed I want to hear what they do post Idol.


And Rodney, it’s almost 1:00 AM, go to bed.

Posted by: Negativo on May 25, 2007 1:00AM EST
Reading the TMZ article I really have to say that Clive did himself much more damage by acting sour grapes towards Kelly. He needs to shut the f--k up or stop cashing his royalties that he makes off of her success. The girl is simply bigger than he is and he'd better learn to deal with it.

Good for Kelly and her nice, round, juicy booty. Clive is pathetic and petty...like a spoiled little kid who didn't get his double ice cream cone after he was taken to Disney World by his parents. Ingrate.

Posted by: diract22 on May 25, 2007 6:41AM EST
You're right about Mary on "So You Think You Can Dance". I could put up with that voice if she was hot.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 7:54AM EST
Good morning folks!! I guess the # of posts will be at a minimum today since it's Friday, a holiday weekend and the season is over.

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:00AM EST
Good Morning Shay....Hope you are well on this beautiful Friday...I am here for ol skool friday...:)

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:05AM EST
Good morning Shay and MsAngela. I will be here for the ol skool friday party!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:05AM EST
I'm here too Ms. Angela. Just waiting on Choc and Shaun to start spinning the records :-)

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:05AM EST
Good Morning KPH

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:06AM EST
What's poppin' KPH??

I have a question: Who on here works? I know Deirdre and Wanda are at home, but who else has the privilege of being at home daily.

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:06AM EST
Hey folks. At the doctor yesterday, so I didn't get to blog on the last show. I'll try to wade through all the posts some time.

I love Mary on SYTYCD! Big horse teeth and a big horse laugh! She's a hoot.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:08AM EST
Yo, I am sure you have like 1,000 emails. We were being silly yesterday.

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:09AM EST
Unfortunately...or fortunately depending on how you look at it...I am a hard working woman....Actually don't know if I would have it any other way....

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:10AM EST
What does that mean??? :-)

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:11AM EST
And Rodney - a million thanks for this blog! It has brought me great enjoyment and lots of new friends.

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:11AM EST
Actually I do know...nope wouldn't have it any other way....You speaking to me Shay? lol

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:11AM EST
Shay, I work but wish I didnt have to! I will probably retire in about 5 years.

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:12AM EST
Hello YoDaddy...didn't mean to be rude....just got in from work...ti-red!!

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:13AM EST
Yeah shay - I saw a bazillion e mails this morning and then I realized wehere they were coming from. I'll wade through those this afrwenoon.

Posted by: Jex on May 25, 2007 8:13AM EST
Good Merntin' Er'body! Happy pre-holiday Friday!

I like Mary. And I work, shay. Well. . .I go to an office everyday. Let's put it like that.

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:15AM EST
Yep Yo SYTYCD was pretty cool last night. I thought the girl that had 2 hip operations was probably the best so far what do ya think.

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:15AM EST
Hey MsA! Hey K!

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:16AM EST
That's funny Jex...I can relate...and by the way Good Morning to you also.

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:18AM EST
She was the best we saw K, but we really didn't see a lot of the people that made it through. Sex and Mama Sex should have not been allowed in the building.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:19AM EST
So MsAngela works, KPH works, Jex sits, and I work. What about you Yo?

I know Choc, Mike, Eve, Linny and Carla work.

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:19AM EST
I work! Don't I look like I'm working?

Posted by: Jex on May 25, 2007 8:20AM EST
MsAngela, my creedo is to work smart not hard. So I follow George Castanza's lead and have a look on my face like I'm so darn busy I'm getting frustrated.

KPH, I liked Ashley(?) the student that auditioned before her instructor. She had great extension.

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:20AM EST
From this angle..I can't tell YoDaddy....lol

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:22AM EST
Good AM JEX And Yo.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:23AM EST
I work, but I don't have a stressful job like some do. I am pretty much in the building by myself with little or no supervision and I take my medication most days, but not all. Can you tell?

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:27AM EST
Yea Jex Ashley was good. I agree Yo what was up with the sex women my dog can dance better than the girl and mom was an idiot. I think possibly the moms parents were related before they got married LOL!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:28AM EST
Jex, I know you are a big Madea fan. Have you seen "Madea's Family Reunion"??

Posted by: flat screen on May 25, 2007 8:28AM EST
Good friday...weekend's here!

Posted by: Carla on May 25, 2007 8:29AM EST
Morning. Yeah Jex, she was good. I also liked the first ballroom dancers. They were really good. Why oh why would Sex come back again? And why were they entertaining him? It's just sad that a 33 year old man is living in a fantasy world or he's just plain crazy.

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:29AM EST
LOL @ Shay. Do you take the blue ones the pink ones or the white ones?

Posted by: Carla on May 25, 2007 8:30AM EST
KPH, all three!

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:32AM EST
8:27 post should have read better than the BOY. Or is it a boy. Is it a noun? What the hell is it?

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:32AM EST
Tyler Perry has a show coming out this summer and I think Madea is going ot make an appearance, but not as a regular character. I think it's called The Payne Family or something.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:32AM EST
KPH, sometimes I mix them up but since my favorite color is blue, I take them the most. The blue ones are to calm my nerves while I am taking the white ones. I think the pink are for birth control. Who knows.

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:33AM EST
That explains it Carla LOL! Just jokin Shay!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 8:34AM EST
Carla, don't get me started on you today.

Yo, the Payne Family has been on tv a while but Madea hasn't been in any episodes that I have seen yet.

Posted by: SugaBear on May 25, 2007 8:34AM EST
Happy old skool friday y'all. I work and I am VERY happy to be doing so, although it sorta impinges on my bloggin time:o)

Posted by: Jex on May 25, 2007 8:36AM EST
I almost fell on the floor when Nigel said, "Oh, Mrs. Sex is here?" It was scary how much her son(?) looks just like her.

Shay I loved Family Reunion. No one but Cicely Tison could have given that speech.

Posted by: flat screen on May 25, 2007 8:36AM EST
i'm already dranking beer!anybody wont one?

Posted by: MsAngela on May 25, 2007 8:36AM EST
Yodaddy....House of Payne....starring Allen Payne was on last summer...I think they did about a dozen episodes...and it is coming back this summer...No sign of Madea yet though.

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:36AM EST
Shay I thought I saw her on a commercial. Maybe it was my meds...


Posted by: Deirdre on May 25, 2007 8:37AM EST
Morning guys...that sore throat I've had for the last couple of days turned into a head cold.....meh!!!!
We're packing Greg up today and tomorrow, movers will be here on Sunday. I may miss a lot of ol skool Friday but I'll check in occasionally.

We missed you yesterday Yo...what did you think of the finale?

Posted by: kochany on May 25, 2007 8:38AM EST
Good morning, all. Shay, I work...that's why I don't get a chance to post very often. Yo -- are you talking about House of Payne?

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 25, 2007 8:39AM EST
SYTYCD was hilarious last night. There some really good ones but I tell ya, "Sex" and "Mrs. Sex" took the cake as far as pitiful goes. They did the exact same thing last year. Jamal and his "Huh?" killed me.

Shay, I also work outside the home...

Posted by: Deirdre on May 25, 2007 8:39AM EST
I see greg continues his LaKisha worship....nice avatar greg!

Posted by: flat screen on May 25, 2007 8:41AM EST
Thanks D!

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:45AM EST
That is some wonderful deductive reasoning Shay but be careful girl! LOL!

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 25, 2007 8:46AM EST
Yeah, the girl with the 2 hip operations was really good, so was Ashley. Ashley's instructor was good but not as good as Ashley. I like Faina (Stanislav's) sister too. The other ballroom dancers early on (not the one's with guy wearing the yellow glasses) were really fun to watch and sexy as hell.

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 25, 2007 8:47AM EST
Good morning!!! It's a BEAUTIFUL day!!!

Nice spring morning with fresh air!! AAaaaaahhh!

Hola my peeps!! Whasssup? ( ;

Hold that thought....gotta get my mernin' coffee....BRB

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:48AM EST
flat figured out how to do an avatar! Way to go!

D - Some of the finale was good, some not so much. Gladys still has the pipes, Bette, not so much. The boys all sounded great with Smokey. The opening duet was stupid. I went to the bathroom when Sanjaya came out. Still hate the song "Who Proud Are You of Me Inside Your Heaven Now at This Moment" or whatever it was called. I really enjoyed Green Day. I wish Melinda had sung solo, but it was nice of Baybay and SeeSee to come out with her. What did I miss?

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 25, 2007 8:49AM EST
Good morning all...
Where are the DJ's. Oh well, guess I will put one on to get everybody started. It's probably one or my favorite tunes of all time.

I Can Dream About You by Dan Hartman

No more timing each tear that falls from my eyes
I'm not hiding the remedy to cure this old heart of mine

CHORUS:
I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight
I can dream about you
You know how to hold me just right

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet
Rising up from down here below where the streets see
me lonely for you.

CHORUS

I don't understand it
I can't keep my mind off loving you
Ooo, now baby, I'm caught up in the magic I see in you
There's one thing to do

CHORUS

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet
Rising up from the pain in my heart, cause it's you
that I need

CHORUS



Posted by: flat screen on May 25, 2007 8:51AM EST
Thanks yo...FINALLY!

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 8:51AM EST
Where are the DJ's this morning? Mama Choc, Mitch, Shaun, Mike are you guys out there?

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 8:52AM EST
The most amazing story on SYTYCD was the girl who was at the wedding reception where the floor collapsed. I remember seeing that on the news and wondered what happened to all those people. I didn't realize so many people had died.
Morning luvs!

Posted by: kochany on May 25, 2007 8:55AM EST
Allow me to start us out with something smoooooove from the Isley Bros......


Can I go on my way without you
Whoa...how can I know
If I go on my way without you
Whoa...where would I go
Set sail with me
Misty lady, set my spirit free
New love to find
And though I leave another behind

I'll always (Come back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)

She's my lady, now and ever
Whoa...how can I know
Can we go all the way together
Whoa...let it be so
So we'll say our last goodbye
And we'll it this time
Hey...ho...set sail with me
To a paradise out beyond the sea

Atlantis (Is back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
Atlantis (Is back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
Atlantis (Is back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
Atlantis (Is back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
Atlantis (Is back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)
I'll always (Come back to you)

Posted by: Deirdre on May 25, 2007 8:59AM EST
I agree with most of what you said, Yo. Not my favorite finale. I like the guests but I'd rather they interacted more with the contestants. I'd be happier if the show was more about the contestants and less about 'how many famous people can we get'. I particularly enjoyed seeing the previous winners.

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 25, 2007 9:01AM EST
Hey Yo...
Oh well, hope everyone has a great weekend. I get to leave work really early since I worked late this week. So, I am out of here at 10:00. Take care all...

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:02AM EST
Guys, the theme for today is " Songs that make you go "hum"? I will kick it off with


The Rain (Missy Elliott)


Me I'm supa fly supa dupa fly
I can't stand the rain
Me I'm supa fly sups dupa fly
When the rain hits my window
I take a puff, puff me some indo
Me and Timbaland-ohh
We tango-dango
We so tight that you get our styles tangled
Sway-lo dosi-do like you loco
Can we get kinky tonight?
Like CoCo , so so
You don't wanna play with my Yo-Yo
I smoke my hydro on the D-L
Chorus:4x
I can't stand tha' rain
Against my window
Beep Beep
Who got the keys to tha' jeep?
VRROOOOM
I'm drivin to tha beach
Top down
Loud sounds see my peeps
Give them pound
Now look who it be
It be me me me and Timothy
Look lik eit baout to rain whatta shame
I got tha armor all shine to tha stain
Oh Missy
Try and maintin
Freaky Freaky Freaky
Chorus
I feel tha wind
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Begin, I sit on Hills like Lauryn
Until tha rain starts
Comin down
Pourin
Chill
I got my umbrella
My finger waves these dats
They fall like Humpty
Chunky
I break up with hime before he dump me
To hav eme oh yes you lucky
Chorus 1.5x


WTF??????

Posted by: Carla on May 25, 2007 9:08AM EST
Whatever shay! That was the jam.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:11AM EST
Yeah, it was the jam!! No doubt! But the words still didn't make any damn sense!

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 9:12AM EST
Yeah it was Carla! And I loved the video.

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:15AM EST
The lips Yo!! Those were some big azz lips! LOL!!

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 9:16AM EST
And the girl just gonna wear some Hefty bags and look cool as hell!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:18AM EST
LOL!! I am a big Missy fan even though I can't understand what she's saying half the time.

Posted by: on May 25, 2007 9:19AM EST
Morning All! I work and have lots of it to do today so, I'll be in & out....love Missy Ell....

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 25, 2007 9:20AM EST
Whew!! It's Friday of a holiday weekend and you would think I wouldn't be busy! Yeah, well they had something, (quite a few things) for my arse when I got to work this morning! And I was planning on "creepin'" out of here around noonish! Bastards!!!

I'll be lurking mostly until I leave today since I gotta get stuff done...But I haven't forgotten 'bout cha!!

Posted by: RC on May 25, 2007 9:23AM EST
RH......strange happenings there,

Pickle's daddy in jail again......oh my.

Clive is upset w/Kelly C cause she quit doing those lap dances for him, go figure....

Posted by: Mike S on May 25, 2007 9:23AM EST
OK ya'll can blame Shay for this.. she wants music that makes you go Hmmm

So here is some C&C Music Factory

I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
Things that make you go hmm

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.

The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm, hmm, hmm
The things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
The things that make you go hmm.

Robbie Rob - break it down!

Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me (x7)
Give it to me Give it to me

Seventeen and I was havin' a ball
Eleventh grade and "Joe" I knew it all
I fell in love for the very first time
With this girl she really blew my mind
Inner sense and whole lotta class
Style that could give you whiplash
We said hello and my heart be stopped
She was the world and I was on top
Time went by, She filled my universe
We made love, She said I was the first
My boy kept tellin' me. Yo, I don't know
I think your girl's been playing tic tac toe
I'll ask my girl I know she only loves me
Wasn't I the one who tool your viginity?
The look on her face read sorrow and gloom
She said "Yeah, Why do you guys always ask that?"

(Chorus)
Things that make you go hmm
Things that make you go hmm
It's the things that make you go hmm

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey ladies
Have you ever had a man
Go away for business, come back with a tan
Comes home late at night from work
You cooked him dinner now you feel like a jerk
Sayin' he didn't have time to eat
And he's not even hungry, he wants to be treat
To the bedroom he said his head hurts
You're only makin' love in radical spurts
Mysterious calls and the phone goes click
You say to yourself "I'm gonna hit him with a brick"
Ain't no way he could be cheatin' on me
I wonder who bought him those BVD's
Dressed to a T to hang with the fellas
Over the guys and I'm getting jealous
Comin' home late smellin' like perfume (fume)

(Repeat Chorus x7)

Things that make you go hmm

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 9:25AM EST
Carla, Shay you girls be nice now! Or Big Daddy may have to break out the belt LOL!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:26AM EST
KPH, Carla is always starting stuff. Pay her no mind!

Posted by: on May 25, 2007 9:26AM EST
i loved C&C....I used to dance my erse off to those songs....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKEY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:34AM EST
Here's a little Stevie Wonder for you Mike!

Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Berrrrrrrrrrthay!

Dundunadu... na dun na du na dunnnnn!
Dun dun du na duna dun!
You know, du dun na dun dun na dun dun!

Happy Birthday to ya, Happy birthday to ya, happy Berrrrrrrrrthday!

Posted by: Jex on May 25, 2007 9:35AM EST
Her's my submission:

Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare

HO!

There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that you're
Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb
Move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass
That's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train
That's a darn shame
When I'm running late no sleep's to blame
If you've gotta wife you know I'm right
Gotta special man well I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown say downtown
Well I've missed my bus I know I'm late
I've gotta do something I knio0w I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm lost for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say sssssssss-sugar

(Rep with children)

Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on '
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say Do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
Let me hear you say do the do the do
Do the do, do do do do do

Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: RC on May 25, 2007 9:36AM EST
Y'all ready to rock??

Ol Skool Friday is jus gettin kicked off!!!!

Here's one for the ladies.....



Your lights are on, but youre not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kiss is what it takes

You cant sleep, you cant eat
Theres no doubt, youre in deep
Your throat is tight, you cant breathe
Another kiss is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that youre immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know youre

Gonna have to face it, youre addicted to love

You see the signs, but you cant read
Youre runnin at a different speed
You heart beats in double time
Another kiss and youll be mine, a one track mind

You cant be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If theres some left for you
You dont mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that youre immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know youre

Gonna have to face it, youre addicted to love

Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love

Guitar solo (once around)

Your lights are on, but youre not home
Your will is not your own
Youre heart sweats and teeth grind
Another kiss and youll be mine

Whoa, you like to think that youre immune to the stuff, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you
Know youre

Gonna have to face it, youre addicted to love

Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love
Might as well face it, youre addicted to love


Posted by: on May 25, 2007 9:37AM EST
Mike, Have a great day tomorrow, and dont eat too much cake.
Morning Erbody, and Jex....
I sure hope yall stick around during off season, last yr it was boring, it was only me, jex, shay and carla. lol.....
Shay, keep the enthusiasm going so we can have a great, well you know what I am talking about.....

Posted by: RC on May 25, 2007 9:38AM EST
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE S.......

How old Mike? (figuring I'm the oldest on here...lol...)

Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:39AM EST
Mike turned 47 right?

Posted by: on May 25, 2007 9:39AM EST
RC, I use to love Robert Palmer, that is him right? Can i hear some "Feel the heat"? That was when he was lead singer of Arcadia, I think.

Posted by: Carla on May 25, 2007 9:40AM EST
KPH, shay likes that domination stuff so the belt would only bring her pleasure.

Posted by: KPH on May 25, 2007 9:41AM EST
Hppy birthday Mike! Gemini huh? My birthday is June 7th and my wife's is June 6th. You guys better not forget I want something really nice! LOL!

Posted by: YoDaddy on May 25, 2007 9:41AM EST
Here's a stupid song I always loved:

It was me and the posse with Bunny D
We were cruisin’ in the Jags or the Lambergini’s
When low and behold there appeared a mirage
He was hooking up a car in his is daddy’s garage
We stopped short, did a double take
He was looking so fly, I thought I wasn’t awake
He was obviously hooking up bass I assume
But then he turned a little button and the car went BOOM!

[Girls]
We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM!
We’re Tiegra and Bunny and we like the BOOM!
We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM!
We’re Tiegra and Bunny and we like the BOOM!

[Bunny D]
We like them short and we like them tall
We like them one and we like them all
They’re always adding speakers when they find the room
Cause they know we love the guys with the cars that go BOOM!
And see my boyfriend really knows where it’s at
He’s got 50-inch woofers all along the back
He makes a comment on going to my room
But I’d rather stay out with his car that goes BOOM!

[Girls]
We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM!
We’re Tiegra and Bunny and we like the BOOM!
We like the cars, the cars that go BOOM!
We’re Tiegra and Bunny and we like the BOOM!


Posted by: shay on May 25, 2007 9:42AM EST
Yall see she bothering me. So when the police ask yall what happened, I have a little support on here.

Posted by: RC on May 25, 2007 9:42AM EST
Right Shaun....Palmer it is....too bad the guy checked out early.....lots of good ones do.

KPH, Mike S....think I'll join ya.....my day is June 1....too soon!...