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5/23: Mid-day nibbles
By: Rodney Ho | May 23, 2007, 3:25PM EST

Yes, it’s the last day and we are so excited! Well, not really. But season six is almost over. Check out my “Idol Chatter” video at www.cnn.com/showbiz if you want to watch me and Steve Almasy gab about the show last night. I wasn’t on my A game. I’ll have to rock it tomorrow, the last one!

At least three previous winners will show up tonight: Carrie, Kelly and Taylor. I figure Fantasia is doing Broadway but where’s Ruben? And the ever-reliable Star Mag reports Green Day, Tony Bennett and Gladys Knight will perform tonight.

Jordin is a monstrous favorite now to win, according to gambling911.com. Odds of her winning are 1-to-40. In other words, you bet $40, you win a whopping $1 (or $41— your intial bet plus $1) on bookmaker.com. If you bet $1 on Blake, you could win $17. We’re not endorsing gambling. This information is for entertainment purposes only. Really!

Early ratings numbers from last night indicate 24 to 25 million viewers, down from more than 31 million for the final two performance show a year ago. That’s no surprise. I anticipate the finale will draw around 30 million, down from 36 million or so a year ago.

Is Sanjaya actually an art-school project?. Here’s the video.

Sanjaya might be dueting with Journey’s former lead man Steve Perry, according to this story.

According to Extra, Simon says he’ll be done after 10 seasons, but the story is confusing. He is signed on for three more seasons, which would mean nine. But the quotes imply he’d be done after 10, which means 2011. Either way, losing Simon would mean losing a major part of what makes the show appealing. If the show is dying by 2010, his decision may be a moot point. I suspect the show, which lost some of its mojo this year, will be like “Survivor,” a major player, yes, but no longer the dominant cultural force it is today.

Also, at least one-half of the songwriting team that wrote the execrable “This Is My Now” (or as we should call it, “This is My Ow, Stop Singing This Song!”) has some experience in the Christian music field, according [to this story.

Here are their comments in the Los Angeles Times.

“This is just surreal,” said Scott Krippayne, 36, the singer-songwriter who penned “This Is My Now” with New Day Church pastor Jeff Peabody. “We believed in the song, but you just never know. We wanted to write something that encapsulates the season.”

Added Peabody, 40, who wrote the lyrics: “I would describe the song as encouraging for people who might be discouraged. Hopefully it gives them the incentive to carry on.

Iain Tirie, head of the U.S. arm of Fuller’s 19 Entertainment, said more than 500,000 votes were cast on the “American Idol” website May 2-8 for the contest’s top 20 songs, which had been culled by company executives from the uploaded submissions. Said Tirie, “Our goal was twofold: to elevate the songwriter craft and to let America choose the winning song.”

(126) Comments
Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:17PM EST
I'm first!!! YAY.

Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 3:18PM EST
Hey you guys I am back!

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 3:21PM EST
The first year balad, "Moment like this" is to this day the only finale song worth a crap, so we shouldn't be surprised that this one sucked ass like the others, too.

Posted by: GillDude on May 23, 2007 3:23PM EST
Where is my damn camel swatter. Can't find good help these days. Damn varments. Now the harem is running loose in the tent!


Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 3:25PM EST
Neg., I havent heard the new one but I have to agree with you on the others.

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:25PM EST
Idollvr, I think the old blog was fresher.

Posted by: Gilldude on May 23, 2007 3:26PM EST
Wanted. Obedient harem. Several who will obey Swami.

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 3:26PM EST
What in the HOT KRISPY HELL happened to my fresh air?!!!

Dammit! WHO DRANK ALL THE KOOLAID!!!!!

Posted by: GillDude on May 23, 2007 3:27PM EST
Wanted. Fresh air for harem.

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:27PM EST
What up Choc, ain't no fresh air over here either.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:28PM EST
Eve, I think Meredith may have two sisters because one not only has a hubby she has a new baby too. I think that sister looked a lot like the mother that just died. I don't think Mer knows about the second one. What's going to happen to George now that he didn't pass the Intern exam? Who's going to be chief now that McDreamy turned it down? What's with Callie getting chief resident over Bailey?

Yeah, I thought it was a bit extreme for Edie to hang herself (if that was really her). Gabby got exactly what she deserved. It was cool that Susan and Mike got married like they did. It is interesting how Bree came back - I kinda lost track of that story line. I don't remember when we stopped seeing her (I know that the actress just had twins so she was probably gone for that).

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:31PM EST
Idollvr we are on the same page, I was asking the same questions, lol.

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 3:32PM EST
Jex, my mind ain't what it used to be...WTH...so I asked y'all to fill in the blanks.

_____ of Five;

Who in the ____ ____ _____ drank all my koolaid!

Y'all gone make me lose my _____! Up in hurr!

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:32PM EST
Rodney, what's up with Ruben, can you find any info on why he hasn't been asked back to perform?

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 23, 2007 3:33PM EST
IdolLVR..
Thanks for the spoilers on Gray's. Now I don't have to watch the season finale. ;-)
Neg..
I agree with you "A moment like this" was the best AI song yet. Of course, since it was the first season and it was Kelly I might be a little partial.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:34PM EST
FIRST

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:35PM EST
DAMN 16TH!!!

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:35PM EST
eve, I guess we have to wait until the fall to get our answers (or not)... oh well...

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 3:36PM EST
flat, you stupid.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:37PM EST
I'm sorry, Luvs!

Now I have the "House" finale to look forward to next week...

Posted by: Rodney Ho on May 23, 2007 3:37PM EST
I just spoke with Ruben's manager. He said he can't tell me what Ruben's doing right now, then he laughed mischievously. You can read between the lines there. I'd say a Ruben appearance would be most excellent!

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:38PM EST
JEX...YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:42PM EST
POWER RANKINGS UPDATE...GORDON #1.....JIMMIE #2!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:42PM EST
Thanks Rodney.

Uh Choc, sweetie are you having a moment over there...........?

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:43PM EST
JEX...I'M WAITING!

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 3:43PM EST
Rodney, I'm a little slow today, so forgive me. Is his manager's laughter to imply that Ruben might be a suprise guest on the AI finale? ***SMH***

Posted by: GillDude15 on May 23, 2007 3:44PM EST
Swami at your service. At this moment, big man is eating two buckets of famous colonel's chicken, followed by 12 transfat biscuits and gravy.

Posted by: Justin on May 23, 2007 3:45PM EST
Can't wait to see the top 12 back tonight...at least... I don't know.. 6 or 7 of them at least?
Obviously Blake & Jordin...Haley, Gina, Melinda, LaKisha, well...let's just say all of them (except for Sanjaya..I messed up spelling his name 3 times wow). Maybe Chris Sligh too...I thought he was kinda boring...and I don't know...the rest were ok.

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:46PM EST
Does anyone watch I Married a Baller on TVOne? It's about former NFL player Eddie George with his
fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnne self and Taj formerly of SWV (who has mos def let herself go)? It's really funny.

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 3:46PM EST
.diputs uoy ,talf

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:47PM EST
LOL @ jex

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:47PM EST
Jex, huh?

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 3:48PM EST
Eve, all of the SWV girls look bad. I watch it. Look like someone injected Helium in all three of them. Does LeLe stay with them because she always stuck under Taj. I guess when you broke, you have to do that.

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 3:49PM EST
PER TMZ ---
RUEBEN STUDDARD WILL BE PERFORMING TONIGHT ALONG WITH KELLY, CARRIE and TAYLOR.

Here is the Whole Story :

"Idol" Finale -- Who Will and WON'T Perform
Posted May 23rd 2007 2:57PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: American Idol

Kelly Clarkson may be feuding with her label head Clive Davis, but she's got nothing but love for "American Idol."

TMZ has learned that Kelly -- and all winners from seasons past, except Fantasia -- will be back performing on the "American Idol" stage for tonight's finale.

Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Carrie Underwood and Taylor Hicks are headed to the Kodak Theater, but Fantasia Barrino won't be, since she is headlining Oprah Winfrey's production of "The Color Purple" on Broadway.

Sources tell TMZ Gladys Knight will perform "Midnight Train to Georgia" with the top six female finalists, while Smokey Robinson will join the top six male finalists for a rendition of "Ooh Baby Baby." Most recently booted finalist Melinda Doolittle will sing with brother and sister gospel duo BeBe and CeCe Winans, while the hairiffic Sanjaya duets with Aerosmith's Joe Perry to the Kinks' "You Really Got Me." It's sure to be an unbeweavable night!

Beat-boxing finalist Blake Lewis will show off his mad skillz against rapper Doug E. Fresh, and then duet with fellow finalist and probable winner, Jordin Sparks, to the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There." Since producers were able to finally get clearance to use Beatles music, a medley of Fab Four hits will be performed as well.

Luckily, we're told no one is expected to be exhumed a la Elvis on tonight's finale!

UPDATE: A well-placed source tells TMZ that anti-establishment rockers Green Day sold out and will be on the "American Idiot" "Idol" finale too!


Posted by: SugaBear on May 23, 2007 3:50PM EST
Ha ha ha - that was a good one Jex

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:51PM EST
ROFL Shay. Lele was on V-103 a few months ago talking about being homeless so maybe Taj felt sorry for her and took her in. I haven't seen Coco, does she look a hot mess too?

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 23, 2007 3:51PM EST
IdolLvr..It's alright. I have a habit of recording shows on my DVR, and they will stay there forever until I finally break down and watch them. This is not a good thing.. I had the whole season of the Dead Zone recorded last year, and my DVR just wiped everything off one day. So, I don't even know what happened last season.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:51PM EST
JEX!!!!...I KNOW THAT TOOK YOU A LONG TIME TO DO THAT!!!NOW APOLOGIZE TOO ME.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 3:53PM EST
I KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT FLATS!

Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 3:54PM EST
Looks like it's going to be a great show tonight! Thanks for all the updates Mike.

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 3:54PM EST
Eve, I said, "flat, you stupid." He asked me to take it back. So I did.


Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 3:54PM EST
Mike what time is Idol airing tonight? I'll have to Tivo it cause my daugher's graduating K-5 tonight.

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 3:55PM EST
CoCo was on there last week while they were in the studio. She was getting frustrated because the other two couldn't hit any notes. Taj admitted that they were too dependent on CoCo to do all the lead parts when they were a group.

No shi*, I always thought CoCo was the only vocalist. LeLe used to just smile all the time. And the fact that she had to sell her body to make ends meet kinda proves her vocal ability when she went solo. Instead of solo she should have known that was a "hell no". And Taj best be glad Eddie George took her in and married her because she tow up too!

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:56PM EST
That's why I don't have a DVR or TiVo. If I don't have time to watch it when it first airs then I know won't have time to watch it later. I know I will be recording EVERYTHING then so I decided to limit what I want to watch to the amount of time I have to watch it!

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 3:56PM EST
Jex, you ain't playing witha full deck of cards!!! LOL!!

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 3:56PM EST
I hope Kelly's retired that heinous maternity dress she wore for her last AI appearance.

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 3:57PM EST
Neg, I was thinking the same thing LOL!!

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 3:58PM EST
Eve - 8 PM ET/ 7 PM CT -- 2 HOURS tonight also.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 3:59PM EST
I don't know what's up with the stylist's this year (re: Kelly's attire). I can't stand most of what Blake wears - he looks like a nerd without the pocket protector and taped-in-the-middle glasses.

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 3:59PM EST
I don't think the finale will be as good as last years, but we will see.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:00PM EST
you couldn't handle flats!

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 4:00PM EST
Actually Neg, Hayley is wearing Kelly's Maternity Dress tonight, along with Kat's hair extensions, Carrie's shoes, and Fantasia's .....

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:01PM EST
drawls....

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:01PM EST
LOL @ Mike S.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:01PM EST
Mike...are you serious?

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 4:02PM EST
shay, I never admitted to being sane.

OMG! Kelly betNOT come up in there lookin' like Mama Cass Jr. again. Or I will NOT buy her new CD. Not soon anyway.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:02PM EST
gross shay

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 4:06PM EST
IdolLVR the scary thing is those outfits are ALL BLAKE. They had an interview and it was said that while most of the Idols took advice and even allowed stylists to help them select outfits, that Blake chose all of his outfits himself and only asked the stylists for hair and accesories tips.

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 23, 2007 4:07PM EST
I know there are not too many fans here, but the new Maroon 5 CD is great. ;-)

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:08PM EST
nawl! say it ain't so. You mean to tell me no one is helping him not match. Who would have thought that?? :-)

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 4:08PM EST
shay, Tasia's draws had to be burned after every show. The stankometer was always off the charts.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:09PM EST
Really? OMG! That IS scary.

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:09PM EST
I actually like Maroon 5. Burn me a copy.

Jex, most of the time, tasia probably didn't have on any draws.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:11PM EST
ROFLMAO @ Jex

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:11PM EST
I think this season was a great year for AI. I know we had some annoying characters, but Jordin/Melinda/Lakisha provided an unprecedented trio of female vocal talent, Blake was a one in a million performer, Sanjaya was the great sideshow act, Haley had the great legs and fine ass shaking, Chris gave the boyband kids something to watch, and Phil stepped it up at the end with some smooth country tunes. I could have lived without the wretched "Idol gives back" episode, but otherwise I say it was an aswesome season.

To all you crybabies who hate the show now because Melinda didn't win, well, can it. It was a great year and Jordin deserves to win.

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 4:11PM EST
Luvs, I luvs Maroon 5. It all started with an episode of Smallville a few years ago. . .

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 4:12PM EST
Yes, Eve, a moment indeed I was having!! LOL

Jex, there's a floor in Grady Hospital that's missing you!!!! Yep, you guessed it....the mental ward!!

Posted by: Luvstoread on May 23, 2007 4:13PM EST
Shay..
Will do. It is much more upbeat than their last CD.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:14PM EST
NEG...hayley had an average ass and looked like she was wearing diapers when she rolled her shorts up so high!Lakisha had the best ass this year,hands down!

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 4:15PM EST
WHOA!!! That's the last thing I needed to top off this already WONDERFUL day....an image of a pantiless Fantasia! Sweet Jesus, Mary & Joseph!!!

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:15PM EST
Lakisha's booty was shaped like a bag of marbles. How can you say she had the best backside this year. But you are right on the rolled up shorts looking like a diaper.

Posted by: Mitch on May 23, 2007 4:15PM EST
Yeah, we should all listen to the one who cried so loudly when Haley was voted off.

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 4:16PM EST
Everyone have a great afternoon. I am off to run in the 5 O'clock 500 (OK 3:30 500 here).

Here's to hoping that tonight is everything that last night wasn't. I have High hopes - Gladys Knight, Smokey Robinson, Taylor (TWICE), The Velvet Teddy Bear, Tony Bennet, Carrie Underwood, Bebe/cece/Melinda, Jordin and the Dreamgirls --- yep lots to look forward to tonight.

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:16PM EST
FS, Lakisha had the best ass?? Wow, dude I really don't want to know what you've got downlaoded on your PC.

Posted by: LovesToLurk on May 23, 2007 4:16PM EST
OK folks I'm coming out of lurk mode to post the following link. It's Wierd Al's parody of last year's coronation song, "Do I Make You Proud". It's called "Do I Creeo You Out" and yes it's very very funny. Actually I think it's better than the original.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/129409

Enjoy!


Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:17PM EST
Thanks, Choc, for putting that image in my head. OH, my eyes, my eyes! LOL

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:19PM EST
IdolLVR, I think your nose will be more affected than your eyes with that comment.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:19PM EST
Wow..a man cant like big butts?

Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 4:19PM EST
I heard Haley was wearing a maternity dress tonight also Neg. word is she is with child and it is Sanjayas. I cant believe you would let that twerp take your woman Neg. The poor kid will probably be born with kind hair you know the kind you find on a donkeys butt but it will have long sexy legs!

Posted by: CHOCL8T on May 23, 2007 4:19PM EST
IdolLVR, that one isn't my fault!! Thank Jex & Shay for that abomination!

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:20PM EST
Mitch, at least Haley deserved to make it further than Chris! I know that you don't dig the ladies and all, but Chris was brutal and Haley was at least a pleasant singer. Not top 5 talent vocally, but us hounds definitely deserved one more week of that sweet fox.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:21PM EST
Shay, that's gross too!

Choc, you propagated it!

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:22PM EST
Haley staying longer than Chris? On what grounds? Because it definitely wasn't on singing.

Neg, I should revoke your sane card for that one. That chick never should have made the top 12.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:24PM EST
DIAPERS..LOL!!!!!

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:24PM EST
So stephanie is dating someone off of "Moesha". I hope it ain't Dumbo because he was so not cute.

Posted by: Jex on May 23, 2007 4:24PM EST
Choc, don't be thanking me 'cause Tasia offered a Red Lobster buffet. That's her business.

Posted by: Mitch on May 23, 2007 4:25PM EST
I never liked Chris. I was just making the point you were jumping everyone for bring crybabies over Melinda being voted out but you made quite a bit of a stink in here when Haley was voted out.

I don't pick the music I listen to based on what the person looks like. My CD player does not show me what they look like and neither does my iPod.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:25PM EST
NEG...you dont like a nce big ol juicy butt?

Posted by: Mike S on May 23, 2007 4:26PM EST
OK here is a rundown of tonight from all the various blogs/media reports/etc --- Most confirmed others rumors

SPECIAL GUEST - Green DAY

SOLO PERFORMANCES :
Rueben Studdard
Taylor Hicks (Heaven Knows)
Kelly Clarkson (Never Again)
Carrie Underwood (Wasted)
Tony Bennett
Peter Noone (HH medley)

GROUP SONGS
Top 12 with Taylor Hicks (possibly Joe Perry) - Beatles (sgt Peppers) Medley
Top 6 females with Gladys Knight - Midnight train to Georgia
Top 6 males with Smokey Robison - Ohh Baby babby/medley

DUETS
Blake/Doug E Fresh - Beat Boxing 101
Jordin/Dreamgirls - MEdley
Melinda/bebe/cece
Blake/Jordin - I Saw Her Standing There
Sanjaya/Steve or Joe Perry - Girl You Really Got Me

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:26PM EST
Shay, Chris was a worse singer than Sanjaya even. He only made the top 12 because the 12 year old girls thought he was cute and Justin-like. Talk about a no talent hack...

Come on...Haley was no Jordin/Melinda/Lakisha but she was an ok singer...Chris was simply putrid as far as I'm concerned.


Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:27PM EST
big ol 2 chair butt?

Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 4:28PM EST
Flats has that smoke from the fire in south Georgia made it up to Spartanburg? Something seems to have clouded your vision! LOL!

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:28PM EST
NO! Sanjaya CANNOT be singing "Girl You Really Got Me" again... That'll ruin the whole show for me... :(

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:29PM EST
I think Steph should have been in Haley's place. But I don't disagree with you on Chris. He was worse than Sanjaya vocally. He could perform better, but if you listened to their voices, he was worse.

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:29PM EST
LOL KPH!!!

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:29PM EST
Flats, what would you do with all that anyway??

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:30PM EST
Shay, be careful what you ask - you actually may get an answer! LOL

Posted by: flat screen on May 23, 2007 4:31PM EST
SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH IT...IT'S A 3 DAYER FOR SURE!

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:31PM EST
Neg likes butts, even big ones, just not when they are attatched to a round mound like Lakisha. I'll take that nice pear shaped booty, anyday, though.

Haley definitely had a sweet backpack though, dude. You are not on reality street right now.

Posted by: IdolLVR on May 23, 2007 4:31PM EST
See?

Posted by: Negativo on May 23, 2007 4:34PM EST
Mitch, I was never saying Idol was in a bad year. I was pissed that my favorite booty was removed too soon, but not mad at idol or thinking the show was slipping. Look, I never suggested she would win, I just wanted her to outlast Chris.

Posted by: Eve07 on May 23, 2007 4:37PM EST
WTH is going on up in here ya'll are off the meter after only 15 mins.

Jex your 3:54 post, priceless!!!!!!!!!

Shay, she can't be dating Hakim because he was killed in a car accident like 3 years ago, what other guy is left from that show other than Moesha's little brother who should probably be about her age now? Sorry but that was one ugly kid.

Posted by: shay on May 23, 2007 4:42PM EST
That's who I was referring to Eve. The little brother.

Posted by: KPH on May 23, 2007 4:43PM EST
Dont go there Flats you may get lost in there and never make it back out! No thats not a NASCAR engine you hear rumbling in there! NO WAIT FLATS COME BACK OH SH## HE"S GONE YOU GUYS! FLATS FLAAATTTTS CAN YOU HEAR ME?! SOMEONE CALL 911!